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Santa Earthquake Quotes & Sayings
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in po..o films.
Bill Brasky
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
Unknown
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I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas.
Unknown
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Elvis helps Santa Clause make toys.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?' Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending.
Michele Bachmann
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Its almost Christmas and Santa's making his list, if you see him before I do, tell him all I want this Christmas is you.
Ray Jay Kay
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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When I was jumping in them houses like Im fu..ing Santa. They send me to the slammer, you wont even send a letter.
Kodak Black
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
Henry Louis Mencken
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The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.
David Talbot
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
Jack Handy
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One widow left her house for a day, came back and found her brother-in-law had taken over her home after the earthquake, so she was left out in the open. This is a major reason why people don't want to go.
Keith Ursel
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The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.
John Andrew Holmes
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights.
Steve Israel
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Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don't often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card and sign it 'from Santa.'
Unknown
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Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, I go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by...OH MY GOD.! Were you on the ground? I said 'Nope, Santa was making one last run...'
Bill Engvall
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