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Sarcastic Being Married Quotes & Sayings
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Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it.
Wally Schirra
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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Ann Landers
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Getting married was the best thing Ive ever done. I married my best friend. Im so lucky to get to be with him every day, and hes my protector. I feel so safe and happy and completed.
Megan Fox
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I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
George Jean Nathan
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People think that if you love somebody hard enough then everything is just going to work out. People are wrong. 50 years from now, I hope you got what you wanted Haley, but getting married to you was the worst mistake of my life. Here's a little advice, never get married. In the end, you'll only be miserable.
Nathan Scott
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I can't see myself getting married again. Not because it left a bad taste in my mouth. I just don't know if I believe in it. But who knows? People change their minds all the time. People get married who said they never would and vice versa. I tend not to make any grand statements.
Kristen Wiig
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Today is a very special day for both of you. You have just successfully passed your 25 memorable golden years of married life. I wish both of you a happier, fun-filled and even more prosperous married life ahead.
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Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards. But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us to get married. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, 'Why are Shrek and his love Fiona married and you're not?'
Angelina Jolie
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We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it.
Roger McGough
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson
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There is an obvious element in me that wants to entertain people and make their faces light up so I wont only be singing songs about being a married woman. I always say a good example of that is Beyonce. She sang Single Ladies but everyone knows shes with Jay-Z. Im married to Russel Brand. I dont just have s.. once a week!
Katy Perry
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But once you buy a company, you are married. You are married to that company.
Henry Kravis
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I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before you get married, don't get married.
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken
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There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.
Dave Grohl
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I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.
Cathy Guisewite
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I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
Britt Ekland
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Married women are just as capable of misery as singles, and single women are just as capable of happiness as married women. Both are capable of feeling loneliness and boredom and the weight of dependence.
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I wish I was being sarcastic but I'm not, get over it.
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If you have to ask if Im being sarcastic, the answer is yes.
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