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Sarcastic For A Guy Quotes & Sayings
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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
Family Guy
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My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.
Daphne Zuniga
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Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
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"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"
Jim Gaffigan
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Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...
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A guy shouldn't complain when a girl is being unreasonable. Same as a girl shouldn't complain when a guy is being insensitive.
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If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
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I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em!
John Mcclane
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I can be blunt or I can be honestwhere Ive gotten in trouble is when Im being sarcastic or Im trying to be funny. Its so easy for people to take that and turn it into a literal statement and then make it into a big scandalous news story. But theres no regrets because you learn from everything. I just wish that it was easier for all of us in this industry to be ourselves.
Megan Fox
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Let's just say the government is telling the truth and I'm the boss, let's just say the government is telling the truth and this guy is the boss. I would have to tell this guy that I made my son. This is the government feeding this...punk.
John Gotti
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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A real guy is not a guy who loves a million girls, he only loves one girl in a million ways.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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My s.. life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM.
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You don't like when I get jealous, so you must wanting me to stopping caring about us?
Kristy Truong
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'Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me....
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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