TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Sarcastic Valentines D Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Sarcastic Valentines D" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Valentines Day
Ageing
Valentines Day
Pets
Valentines Day
Funny
Sarcastic Life
Facebook
Sarcasm
Being Single
Bitterness
Being A Lone
Funny
Insults
Sad Love
Being Alone
A Real Man
Cute Boyfriend
Effort
Show more
Humor
Sarcasm
Sarcastic
Answers
Questioning
Stupidity
Advice
Becoming Yourself
Attitude
Manners
Being Ignored
Conversation
Love
Acceptance
Support
I Love You
Self Improvement
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Sarcastic Christmas
Christmas Humor
Funny Facebook Status
Desperation
Relationships
Seduction
Being Over It
Sarcastic
Holiday
Humor
QUOTES
This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
Unknown
58 Likes
Hilarious Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Sponsored Links
Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
Unknown
32 Likes
Hilarious Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
Unknown
14 Likes
Hilarious Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Unknown
350 Likes
Witty quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Attitude quotes
Personality quotes
I don't really hate you, it's just that if you were on fire, I'd roast marshmallows..
Unknown
231 Likes
Mean quotes
Sarcastic quotes
I Hate You quotes
Fire quotes
Sponsored Links
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
Unknown
43 Likes
Mean quotes
Sarcastic quotes
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Unknown
194 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Love quotes
All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.
Unknown
65 Likes
Driving quotes
Humor quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Restaurants quotes
I'm in love with you, you just want to be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain...
Unknown
219 Likes
Being In Love With Your Best Friend quotes
Pain quotes
Heartbreak quotes
Disappointed Love quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
Unknown
32 Likes
Hilarious Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Sponsored Links
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
Brendon Urie
20 Likes
I'm sorry that I mistook all our laughs, sweet texts and inside jokes as you caring. I'm sorry that I mistook all your flirting, hand holding, and hugs as you loving me. I'll think twice before I waste my time again.
Unknown
227 Likes
Disappointed Love quotes
Being Hurt By Someone You Love quotes
Sarcastic Apology quotes
I'm sorry for loving you, I'm sorry that I cared, I'm sorry for holding onto you but our love was rare. I'm sorry for thinking you felt the same, I'm sorry for trying to make you stay but I really wanted you there. Most of all I'm sorry that I gave my hopes up, sorry that I thought you felt the same.
Mahmoud El Hallab
176 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Apology quotes
Disappointed Love quotes
Broken Heart quotes
Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
Unknown
31 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Defense quotes
Insanity quotes
You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments.
Unknown
44 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Compliments quotes
Fishing quotes
Sponsored Links
Thank you for hurting me...
Unknown
127 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Being Hurt By Someone You Love quotes
Hurt Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
54 Likes
Funny quotes
Valentines Day quotes
Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.
Unknown
62 Likes
Valentines Day quotes
Love quotes
True Love quotes
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
Unknown
401 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Life quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Life Is Too Short quotes
Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'
Unknown
194 Likes
Teacher quotes
Students quotes
School quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Jokes quotes
Homework quotes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 26
Addiction
Answers
Being In Love
Boyfriend
Confession
Confidence
Funny
Hope
Instagram
Karma
Nurses
Positive Life
Positivity
Proof
Sad Break Up
School
Secret Love
Self-improvement
Trying New Things
Willpower
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™