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Screw It Funny Quotes & Sayings
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As they say around the [Texas] Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
Molly Ivins
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I realize few people get to live the life they always wanted, but I'm so neurotic, I don't really think about it. I'm too busy thinking, 'I hope I don't screw up my next scene.'
Charlie Hunnam
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I'm the type of person that you can screw over a million times and I would still be there for you if you needed me.. I hate it.
Mitch Cuento
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There's this huge industry, this machine, pushing us to hurry up and put our kids on drugs. Well, you know what I say to that machine? I say 'screw you.' Controversy doesn't bother me, because I know what I'm saying is right.
Tom Cruise
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I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel. We shot it in 20 days. We couldn't screw up takes for fun because we didn't have enough film.
Dean Cain
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I ain't from Dallas but I d-town boogie. I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me. I leave the function and all the ladies tryna screw me. You just do you and I'm a do me.
Cali Swag District
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The dimmed outlines of phenomenal things all merge into one another unless we put on the focusing-glass of theory, and screw it up sometimes to one pitch of definition and sometimes to another, so as to see down into different depths through the great millstone of the world.
James Clerk Maxwell
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Now holla at a millionaire. Rollie, Hublot and Audemar, deciding which one to wear. Who to screw, what to drive 550 with the cream guts inside? Or the Super Sport Range truck is fly.
Nas
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So when it come to this gangsta, homie I got it locked and if I put that drop on the block, I'm unable to stop and when it come to what it do, I'm that number one spot. They knew I represent for Screw and H.A.W.K., banging my music chopped.
Trae Tha Truth
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I have too much respect for the characters I play to make them anything but as real as they can possibly be. I have a great deal of respect for all of them, otherwise I wouldn't do them. And I don't want to screw them by not portraying them honestly.
Kyra Sedgwick
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Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us Who us? Yeah, Poppa and Puff. Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutch. Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3 Bang every MC easily, busily.
Christopher Wallace
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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We don't have sources who are dissidents on other sources. Should they come forward, that would be a tricky situation for us. But we're presumably acting in such a way that people feel morally compelled to continue our mission, not to screw it up.
Julian Assange
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This is for my homies, Pat and DJ Screw. R.I.P. dawg cause I really miss you. Boy I'ma stay true, until the day I fall. East coast and West coast, this is how we ball.
Lil Flip
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Fam, don't try that punk shit, cause you'll get jumped quick. Dumb clips will get dumped quick where ya lunch went. Screw where ya from prick and who ya run wit.
Jae Millz
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This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey that's great. But it's very predictable. There's so many ways you can screw it up.
Paul Castellano
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Talking about a past relationship doesnt mean youre still stuck on it, sometimes its a reminder not to screw up again.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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I'm sick of the hookups, the setups, the screw-ups, the guys who only want one thing, guys who dont know what they want, and guys who do but won't admit it.
Unknown
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Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, If you don't like me, screw you'. If a guy doesn't like you, you know because you have a black eye.
Jonathan Bennett
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