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Screw It Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Screw It Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When you hot they like to screw you, but remember I got more control over your life than you do, I send red heads all up in your denim, everybody got a vest so I'm aiming for you lemon.
Lloyd Banks
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You're torn between wanting to fill in all the spaces and knowing that's really going to screw up the screenplay. And yet, how are you going to communicate it to people who really don't understand the process?
Robert Towne
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People just expect you to show up, be a cartoon character of yourself, take your money and go home. But don't screw up to the point where you're gonna be out of the picture.
Jimmy Chamberlin
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A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.
Earl Weaver
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It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself God I'm in love.
Willa Ford
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Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.
Joshua A Norton
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I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change or be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
Ed ONeill
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I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
Ed O'Neill
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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People with bad intentions get with good people only to screw them up so they can be just like them. And thats where the cycle starts.
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They're guys who want to screw around all the time, which interests me not at all. God knows we've done that, been there, and we don't want to do that any more.
Lauren Bacall
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Manipulative people like you piss me off. Dont screw with people's hearts. It hurts
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If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.
Evita Perón
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We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.
Uta Hagen
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But screw your courage to the sticking-place and we'll not fail.
William Shakespeare
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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