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Screw It Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key. DJ Screw by the gallon, bi... the game belong to me.
UGK
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If I worked construction I would make so many friends by always yelling 'nailed it' and 'screw you' all day long.
Unknown
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I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.
Kim Basinger
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Being rewarded for anything other than the quality of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and it isn't only new ones who suffer from that.
Greg Egan
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'Lets stay up all night!' ...2 hours later... 'Screw this! I'm tired.'
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.
Lee Iacocca
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What'chu shakin for killer? Ain't yo' a.. a Guerilla? I can't hear you, screw this fool, let's get us a chinchilla.
D Block
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Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought I was too wild and undisciplined.
Ed O'Neill
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I've got a screw you attitude, a party hard personality, and honestly, I don't care if I mean a damn thing to you.
Unknown
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ni...s love to hate so they try to screw me. bi...es be stuck to me, I think they tryna glue me.
Cali Swag District
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Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought I was too wild and undisciplined.
Ed ONeill
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A good man is hard to find so when you get a half decent one don't screw it up.
Unknown
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So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.
Lee Iacocca
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No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up themselves and if you're lucky, God will let you watch.
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I think it has sullied his presidency. As brilliant a politician as Bill Clinton is, as magnetic a personality as he can be, there is one little screw loose somewhere.
Morley Safer
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
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If you're with Dish Network tell them not to screw with Walter White. They are threatening to drop AMC before the premiere of Breaking Bad.
Bryan Cranston
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A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.
Earl Weaver
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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
Molly Ivins
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