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Seth Myers Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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It was reported this week that a man who was proposing to his girlfriend on the Brooklyn Bridge dropped the ring, causing it to fall to the road below. The story has a happy ending though...the man didn't have to get engaged.
Seth Meyers
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A Swiss man this week successfully tested a new device he built which is a retractable wing with four jet engines strapped to his back. In an interview the man said he envisions a day when everyone will die this way.
Seth Meyers
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According to the doctor who performed his autopsy report, Michael Jackson was mostly in fine physical shape when he died. The doctor then added, 'Oh- nope- hang on, I had the chart upside down, god no in heaven
Seth Meyers
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So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the abuse of illegal drugs, tobacco and alcohol. All three of them are illegal behaviors.
Barry McCaffrey
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President Obama on Monday unveiled his re-election slogan, 'Forward'. Which is strange because it seems like every forward I get is Anti-Obama.
Seth Meyers
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Every physical system registers information, and just by evolving in time, by doing its thing, it changes that information, transforms that information, or, if you like, processes that information.
Seth Lloyd
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I think a lot of filmmakers make these weird little movies, and arent aware thattheyre making weird little movies!
Seth Rogen
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Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pu.... I never would've been able to handle your four inch d..k inside my pu... without that gigantic bottle of lube. -Seth
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Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pu.... I never would've been able to handle your four inch d..k inside my pu... without that gigantic bottle of lube. -Seth
Superbad
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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
Superbad
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The amount of information that can be stored by the ultimate laptop, 10 to the 31st bits, is much higher than the 10 to the 10th bits stored on current laptops.
Seth Lloyd
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Please don't wear skinny jeans, if you don't have any skinny genes.
Seth Rogen
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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A man in Australia has been fined after buckling a case of beer with a seatbelt, but leaving a 5 year-old child to sit on the car's floor. Earning him the title of 'World's Australian-est Man.
Seth Meyers
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A government study has found that traces of a chemical used in rocket fuel were found in samples of powdered baby formula, and could exceed what is considered a safe dose. On the upside, flying babies.
Seth Meyers
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Amy Winehouse was arrested Wednesday in connection with a video that allegedly shows her doing drugs at a party. Winehouse could be looking at real jail time under England's harsh 'bazillion strikes' law.
Seth Meyers
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An online auction to benefit the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial, a human rights advocacy group, is selling tea with Alan Greenspan for 11,000 dollars. Or, for twelve thousand, you can have the tea alone.
Seth Meyers
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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
Ozzy Osbourne
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