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Seth Myers Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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American Airlines on Wednesday canceled 2400 flights this week stranding 150,000 travelers as it inspected the wiring on some of its jets. Said one relieved passenger on a competing airline, 'I am just so grateful Continental doesn't do inspections.
Seth Meyers
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May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption.
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Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
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I've developed this ability to hide my feelings..then I drink..and that ability goes down the drain.
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The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
Esther Dyson
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Yeah, now look I got that urge to feed them off some gold and shit. Type of stuff to make them feel like alcohol and gold and shit.
Honey Cocaine
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
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Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question.
Nishan Panwar
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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Why do we want to test people for drugs and alcohol? Why don't we test them from stupidity, illiteracy and avarice? The place would be better.
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Swedish automaker Saab admitted this week that for certain tests they used human cadavers as crash-test dummies. Worse, they weren't cadavers before the test.
Seth Meyers
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After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out of the clothes she was seen wearing. Now if someone could just get her to drive a Chrysler.
Seth Meyers
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to know it's shit.
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Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit.
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Yea we can all party hard with some alcohol free beer and censored po......mmm my stomach is getting all jittery just thinking about it.
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Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.
Gro Harlem Brundtland
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And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.
Alberto Juantorena
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Conservative lawmakers in Egypt have called for a ban on imports of a kit meant to help women fake their virginity on their wedding night. The kit consists of a back brace and a Battlestar Galactica nightie.
Seth Meyers
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It has been rumored that during his first concert in London this summer, Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael the first, will make a surprise appearance on stage. Where it's expected he will point to his dad and tell the police officer accompanying him, 'That's the guy.'
Seth Meyers
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The first presidential debate took place last night, and earlier in the week Barack Obama said he would be at the debate whether John McCain showed up or not. Marking the first time in history that a black man was more eager to go to Mississippi than a white one.
Seth Meyers
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