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Seth Myers Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
Ozzy Osbourne
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There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Ted Nugent
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Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years
Ozzy Osbourne
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A topless photo of Carla Bruni, the model turned current French first lady, was sold at auction Thursday for 91,000 dollars, to someone who is clearly not familiar with Google Image search.
Seth Meyers
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Star Wars was the bulk of my collection and then I got into the G.I. Joe line which was awesome to have something of compatible scale with my other action figures, so they all interacted. My friends and I had really vivid imaginations and we would let a character be something other than it was, and make your own adventure.
Seth Green
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This week New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret child with his mistress. Or, as it's known in Washington, 'the Trifecta.'
Seth Meyers
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My mom's a social worker and my dad works in non-profit organizations. But they seem very radical in American terms, embracing a form of socialism that really doesn't even exist here. I mean, where I come from, communism is not a terrible word.
Seth Rogen
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Pope Benedict delivered an anti-euthanasia message this week, saying that people must accept death at 'the hour chosen by God.' And then he rode away in a heavily armored, bulletproof car.
Seth Meyers
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Britney Spears was involved in another car collision on Tuesday when she hit the back of an SUV in Beverly Hills. Damage was minimal though, as Spears was on foot.
Seth Meyers
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And it turns out that tribes, not money, not factories, that can change our world, that can change politics, that can align large numbers of people. Not because you force them to do something against their will. But because they wanted to connect.
Seth Godin
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Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.
Seth Godin
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A local government in Indonesia is attempting to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants. But if I know masseuses, I have a feeling this story still has a happy ending.
Seth Meyers
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On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've become suspicious when he was wearing a suit he carved out of soap.
Seth Meyers
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So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.
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Shot out to Taft where them killas is made. We was out on the Ave. young dealin' that gay. Tryin' to get cash pumpin' crills to get payed. Alcohol in my glass blunt filled up with haze.
Jim Jones
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A Philadelphia museum has rejected a request to test its sample of Abraham Lincoln's blood to see if the 16th president had a rare genetic disorder. Which is weird, because I thought we were pretty clear on cause of death.
Seth Meyers
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This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes this excited to meet a black guy since Michael Jordan's Fantasy Camp.
Seth Meyers
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Star Trek's George Takei and his longtime partner, Brad Altman, were married this past Sunday. Set your phasers on STUNNING! The couple vowed to boldly go where no man has gone before except the both of them with each other, many, many times
Seth Meyers
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A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent the night at his apartment on their first date. So at least there was a time when he could get things done quickly.
Seth Meyers
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Being a leader gives you charisma. If you look and study the leaders who have succeeded, that's where charisma comes from, from the leading.
Seth Godin
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