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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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My teacher told us essays are like skirts....Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting.
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
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Life's too short for chess.
Henry James Byron
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
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I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.
Somerset Maugham
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
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It's funny how when you're a kid a day can last forever, and now all these years seem to pass like a blink of the eye.
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.
Henry Miller
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