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I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
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It's funny how when you're a kid a day can last forever, and now all these years seem to pass like a blink of the eye.
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In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.
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Well, since 'double-0's' have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
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Life's too short-- too short to live it as a bad person.
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I'm used to short distances and short bursts of energy; it was just fastest.
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If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
Kirby Puckett
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David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.
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Straight to the money, no short cuts. Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.
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They say anything can happen in a short series. I just didn't expect it to be that short.
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Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fu.. about me.
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The first writing I did was short short stories for a newspaper syndicate for which I was paid five dollars a piece on publication.
Theodore Sturgeon
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Life's too short to hate people, life's too short to be arguing all the time, life's too short to be ignoring people.
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
Voltaire
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Showbiz sucks...it's ridiculous, it's funny and it's all a joke. There are more interesting things to talk about than my hair colour, who I am dating or how short my skirt is. Millions of children are dying in Africa and they are talking about that shit.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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