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Sick Jesus Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I have my life and I will live it. Shut your mouth before I fu.. it Ha, my jokes they will love it.
Kid Cudi
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Im sorry I mistook all our laugh, sweet texts and jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before I waste my time again. But its over now.
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
George Orwell
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!
Tanya Bianco
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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