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Skinny People Jokey People Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
Tim Vine
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Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome
TS Eliot
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I've never been one of those people who's been obsessed with working out or being super-skinny. The body I have isn't going to change, so I just try to stay as healthy as I can... The older I get, the more comfortable I am with it. I still have 'fat days' when I have to wear baggy T-shirts with sweat pants, though!
Hayden Panettiere
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In the city where the skinny ni...s tryin to be the ballers. Ain't no fathers, but the skinny ni...s tryin hit they daughters.
J Cole
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What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny.
Steve Martin
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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Of course you want to be strong. You want to be, like, 'Oh I don't give a fu..k what they say about me. I don't care if they're saying that I look a bit pudgy right now or that I'm too skinny.' What is going to be perfect for these people? You have to come to the conclusion that there is no perfect. When are they actually going to be, like, 'Right, so she's figured it out?' Never.
Mischa Barton
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
T S Eliot
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People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
Henry Reed
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I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.
Andy Murray
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I think my legs are my favorite body part. My mom has really nice, long legs that are skinny. Im short, though, like 53³, but I have such long legs that people think Im taller.
Ashley Tisdale
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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
Hussein Nishah
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