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Something Random To Put As Your Status Quotes & Sayings
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That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink.
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Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my favorite songs. Sincerely, next, next, next, next, next.
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I'm not saying she's a slut, but I tried to put her name as my password and it said 'Error: too easy.'
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go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." watching them is priceless
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I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in.
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4/20 is national weed day, 4/21 is national random drug test day.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Im not saying you're a slut, I'm just saying you've put more balls in your mouth than hungry hungry hippo.
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If the U.S. was to leads a military attack on Iran then we would enter doomsday territory, and the markets would put renewed faith in gold's alternative asset status.
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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So I put your phone on 'Airplane Mode' and threw it up in the air...Worst Transformer ever. Just saying...
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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
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I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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