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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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We are born, so to speak, twice over; born into existence, and born into life; born a human being, and born a man.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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