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Stealing My Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Power is every stealing from the many to the few.
Wendell Phillips
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I feel like becoming a mother is in my future and I'm on the verge of it in some ways - or it's something I long for. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf***ers!
Jennifer Aniston
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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
Jim Murray
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I don't want to remember 2005 as a year that the government heaped unnecessary burdens upon American families. Stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich, while increasing the deficit, is hardly responsible.
Marty Meehan
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I don't want to remember 2005 as a year that the government heaped unnecessary burdens upon American families. Stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich, while increasing the deficit, is hardly responsible.
Marty Meehan
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Counterfeit rappers say Im stealing their flows, but I cant steal what you never made up bi.... Yall some duplicate rap cloning ni...s, I manufacture you ho.. put on your makeup bi...!
Ludacris
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In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.
Conan O'Brien
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A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children.
Ian Anderson
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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Howard Aiken
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Accountability is the proof of your integrity, whereas disorderliness is parallel to stealing.
Sunday Adelaja
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A real writer learns from earlier writers the way a boy learns from an apple orchard-by stealing what he has a taste for and can carry off.
Archibald MacLeish
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I would there were no age between ten and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest; for there is nothing in the between but getting wenches with child, wronging the ancientry, stealing, fighting
William Shakespeare
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
Unknown
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
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A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
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A man in Detroit was sentenced to two years in prison for stealing a woman's car after skipping out on the check on their first date. I don't know what's sadder, the fact that he did that, or the fact that she's still counting it as a date.
Seth Meyers
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H P Lovecraft
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