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One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York.
Mike Judge
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Anyway, I lived on the streets and did pretty good until I got caught stealing, what was it? I kicked in a restaurant window, went in and took all the food that I wanted, and while coming out I was grabbed.
Gregory Corso
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The Indians began to be troublesome all around me, killing and wounding cattle, stealing horses, and threatening to attack us. I was obliged to make campaigns against them and punish them.
John Sutter
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Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty; power is ever stealing from the many to the few
Wendell Phillips
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Never made it as a wise man. I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
Nickelback
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Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen.
George Savile
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Borrowing is not much better than begging; just as lending with interest is not much better than stealing.
Doris Lessing
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My workout was running down fly balls, stealing a base, or running for my life on the football field.
Bo Jackson
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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
Eddie Izzard
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But this will not do, God will certainly punish you for stealing and for being unfaithful.
Jupiter Hammon
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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
James Patrick Murray
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Technically, it's not stealing Wifi if you're just borrowing it. Same deal with a neighbor's cup of sugar or babies.
Unknown
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If I was gonna go to jail, I don't want to go to jail for stealing a bottle of water. I'll steal that $20 million. At least then it was worth it.
Idris Elba
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Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Douglas Horton
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Kneeling roses disappearing, into moses' dry mouth, breaking into Fort Knox, stealing our intentions, hangars sitting dripped in oil, crying FREEDOM!
System Of A Down
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When you give to others to the degree you sacrifice yourself, you make others a thief. They are stealing from you what you need, and they dont even know it.
Iyanla Vanzant
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The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
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You are accused of stealing my heart and hijacking my feelings. Do you plead guilty or not? I'll give you the life sentence to be in love with me.
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To love the one who loves you, To admire the one who admires you, In a word, to be the idol of one's idol, Is exceeding the limit of human joy; It is stealing fire from heaven.
Delphine De Girardin
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I would there were no age between ten and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep out the rest; for there is nothing in the between but getting wenches with child, wronging the ancientry, stealing, fighting.
William Shakespeare
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