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Steven Wright Phone Quotes & Sayings
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So I just got on the phone and the engineer just patched me in and I did reports. I'd get a community leader and bring him to the phone, call up the station and do an interview over the phone with the guy.
Ed Bradley
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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Steven Wright
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Steven Wright
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Steven Wright
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So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
Steven Wright
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
Steven Wright
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
Steven Wright
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I was 12 when I did 'Super 8,' and when Dakota was 12, she did 'War of the Worlds.' Steven Spielberg was involved with both movies, so we both worked with Steven when we were 12.
Elle Fanning
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Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
Tom Cole
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When I used to live in the Brewster Projects, I always thought it would be fantastic to have a phone. I would dream about a phone.
Florence Ballard
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
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Don't feel special I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
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The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're talking to.
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My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days.
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You're the reason I check my phone every 5 minutes, just to see if I have a new message.
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