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Steven Wright Phone Quotes & Sayings
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
Steven Wright
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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Steven Wright
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Steven Wright
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
Steven Wright
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
Steven Wright
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Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Steven Wright
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Steven Wright
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Steven Wright
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Steven Wright
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My phone has been ringing off the hook. I have like 17 cell phones and pagers.
Steven Cojocaru
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I listen to the phone-ins on the way home and I know how the fans feel.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Steven Wright
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If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
Steven Wright
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.
Steven Wright
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George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
Steven Wright
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
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