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Steven Wright Phone Quotes & Sayings
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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I went to a restaurant that serves reakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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