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We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
Timothy Leary
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I wouldn't recommend s.., drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S Thompson
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I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.
Jim Morrison
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If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel.
Jim Morrison
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You do one stoner movie trilogy & every time you need eye drops people look at you with amused suspicion...
Kal Penn
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
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If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint.
Unknown
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In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show.
Timothy Leary
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Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed.
Unknown
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Im too high to deal with your stupid High School Drama.
Unknown
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I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bi...es like Jack, I pi.ps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac,
Mac Dre
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Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.
Mac Miller
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S Thompson
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Nothing says 'I love you' like a bag of weed.
Unknown
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America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Hunter S Thompson
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My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out.
Timothy Leary
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And I be rockin all type of colors, My swag is like a sauna (er), I be dressin like a hippie, You could swear I was a stoner.
Roscoe Dash
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I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
Jim Morrison
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I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.
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Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.
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