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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Dont cry, get high.
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Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved?
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I'm only a morning person if we're having Marijuana for breakfast.
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A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
Jim Morrison
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Start the day off right with a wake and bake.
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They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.
Timothy Leary
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You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
Timothy Leary
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The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S Thompson
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Hunter S Thompson
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Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time.
Timothy Leary
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If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
Timothy Leary
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Start the day right with a wake and bake.
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There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Hunter S Thompson
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