TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Super Funny Fat People Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Super Funny Fat People" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Being Fat
Funny
Fat
Life
Funny Facebook Status
Relationship
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Ugliness
Choice
Humor
Jokes
Cocky
Funny
Fat
Protection
Theft
Keeping It Real
Love
Show more
School
Students
Being Fat
Nature
Jokes
Fat Jokes
Silly
Annoying People
Sarcastic
Insecurity
Funny Facebook Status
Sarcastic
Wisdom
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Weight
Dieting
Witty Facebook Status
Food
Restaurant
Dieting
Imperfections
Self-esteem
Being Insecure
It Is What It Is
Wonder
QUOTES
Being overweight myself, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's other fat people who let their bellies hang out...
Unknown
24 Likes
Being Fat quotes
Sponsored Links
If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.
Unknown
142 Likes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Food quotes
Being Fat quotes
Restaurant quotes
You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
Unknown
41 Likes
Fat Jokes quotes
When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
Unknown
447 Likes
Funny quotes
I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
4 Likes
Sponsored Links
I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
Unknown
66 Likes
Being Fat quotes
Jokes quotes
It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl.
Al Michaels
12 Likes
Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
Arsene Wenger
2 Likes
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr
13 Likes
Dieting quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
Imperfections quotes
When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
Unknown
47 Likes
Being Fat quotes
Self-esteem quotes
Being Insecure quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
Sponsored Links
I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
Charlie Sheen
2230 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Wonder quotes
Funny quotes
Sales quotes
The one bad bi...es call super duper lame, now super duper fame, gets me super duper brain.
Kid Cudi
58 Likes
The one bad bi...es, call super duper lame, now super duper fame , gets me super duper brain.
Kid Cudi
16 Likes
No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
Unknown
43 Likes
Being Fat quotes
I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
Unknown
20 Likes
Being Fat quotes
Sponsored Links
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
27 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
Unknown
417 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
Unknown
79 Likes
Funny quotes
Thanksgiving quotes
Black Friday quotes
Fat Jokes quotes
I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all.
Morton Feldman
1 Likes
A lot of people who want to cook with less fat are surprised by that. You can cook vegetables in a little water in a covered pan and then throw the fat into the residual liquid to coat them.
Sally Schneider
0 Likes
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 04
Bad Friends
Bad Karma
Beautiful Christmas
Being Busy
Being Confused
Being Depressed
Being Fat
Being Hurt
Being Kind
Being Thankful
Being The Bigger Person
Being Used
Being Who You Are
Being Wrong
Bigotry
Bitterness
Body
Boys
Boys Suck
Relationship With God
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™