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Take The Best Orgasm Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Take The Best Orgasm" sorted by relevance. 31 matching entries found.
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Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows.
John Callahan
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Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm? House: I wish.
House MD
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She fakes orgasm. He fakes conversation. They are made for each other.
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Go Cinderella. Go Cinderella. Orgasm blush. Lipstick n conceiler. Devil in a tight dress. Girl you a killer and aint nobody realer.
Drake
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Government under democracy is thus government by orgy, almost by orgasm.
Henry Louis Mencken
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
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When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression
Sheila Jeffrys
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I'll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm.
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I'll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm.
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A man can have s.. with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.
Ayatollah Khomeini
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin
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