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Our relationship is not the only thing that's out of hand, she even called my momma like 'you need to get your man.'
Big Sean
49 Likes
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My momma need a crib, son needs some Jordan's. This some bull shit, cause I cant afford them.
Akon
5 Likes
Momma I know you said that you wanted a record you could listen to with no cussing and shit I tried but I still gotta do this.
DJ Quik
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Promise to my momma I'ma make it ta the Top.. So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop.
JCole
57 Likes
Lil momma you a dime piece. But I'll fu.. you up if you touch my cup, cause it ain't cheap like it used to be.
Z-Ro
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Promise to my momma I'ma make it ta the Top.. So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop.
J Cole
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Girl, it's just yo S.E.X., momma's secret and daddy gon' go crazy when he finds out.
Lyfe Jennings
4 Likes
I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son!
Jerry Reed
2 Likes
My momma was raised in the era when clean water was only served to the fairer skin.
Kanye West
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I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.
Shelby Lynne
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Older ho.. sayin', my how you've grown I came up, fu..ed the game up. Show my momma I'll survive on my own.
J Cole
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Today America lost a great elder statesman, a committed public servant, and leader of the Senate. And today I lost a treasured friend. Ted Kennedy was an iconic, larger than life United States senator whose influence cannot be overstated. Many have come before, and many will come after, but Ted Kennedy's name will always be remembered as someone who lived and breathed the United States Senate and the work completed within its chamber.
Orrin Hatch
5 Likes
Since they wanna talk, I went and bought another chain. Forty cars, I gotta put em in my momma name.
Rick Ross
6 Likes
As long as you pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!
Haley James Scott
19 Likes
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Unknown
61 Likes
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You already know, she get it from her momma, fresher than the rest, yes! Shwaty be the best, yes! Gucci, channel, louis and prada, fresh!
Rock City
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Since 1989 I have tackled every bill my momma has ever given me. Hadnt missed one. Now next they say, Prime didnt tackle let them know that yes he did.'
Deion Sanders
3 Likes
I told my Momma grab you any kind of car. Girl cause you my shining star, I love you everywhere you are.
Big Sean
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Baby I'm not crazy, I got swag like Patrick Schwayze ya know them haters never phase me that's not how my momma raised me.
Justin Bieber
108 Likes
The way you talk to me but still I say I love you. Im ashamed you can see it in my eyes. Momma always told me to respect the woman but what am I to do when her parents do not try.
Dirty Money
16 Likes
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