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Teeth Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Teeth Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
Latin Proverb
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
Unknown
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You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
John Krasinski
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dir.. joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got a letter in the mail that said, 'I appreciate your request, but I must say I'm very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together.
Jason Segel
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Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
Rita Dove
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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
Unknown
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If you'd have s.. with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
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Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
Unknown
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I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
Simon Pegg
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
Lil Wayne
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I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
Hank Aaron
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My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways.... Welcome to the show....
Storm Shadowheart
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We were curled up on my small bed, intertwined as much as it was possible, considering the thick afghan I was swathed in like a cocoon. I hated the necessity of the blanket, but it sort of ruined the romance when my teeth started chattering. -Bella Swan
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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The problem with failure is that the harder it kicks you in the teeth, the more difficult it becomes to forget.
Colin Van Vollenhoven
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