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If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it.
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Thinking begins only when we have come to know that reason, glorified for centuries, is the stiff-necked adversary of thought.
Martin Heidegger
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Depression is the result of over thinking. The mind creates problems that didn't even exist.
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Positive thinking allows you to take the best decision even about the complex problems.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Breathing and thinking are the two most important processes, one for sustaining life and other for giving it a purpose.
Tasneem Hameed
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Now I must arrive at the time of my change from scientific rationality of thinking into the delusional thinking characteristic of persons... But I will not really attempt to describe this long period of time but rather avoid embarrassment by simply omitting to give the details of truly personal type.
John Nash
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In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present.
Unknown
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There are so many people who go through life thinking, am I insane? Is this crazy what I'm doing or thinking? I hope teens that battle with these questions will see the film and realize they're not as crazy as they once thought because the characters in this film are going through the exact same thing.
Elisabeth Moss
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She Thinking Folic, I'm thinking wings stop Feening lemon pepper, I got my thing cocked Black bat mobile, its only new Ferrari Its called scaglietti one button like a Atari Im just advising, my profit is rising N*ggas buying stocks any n*gga like Verizon
Rick Ross
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.
Aries Spears
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body.
Wendy Liebman
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
Anonymous
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