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I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach...
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There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.
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It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research.
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Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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It's going to be Drizzy outside today...expect a Lil Wayne.
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I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.
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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
William A Ward
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I will not let the little clouds of today to completely stand in the way of my Sunshine today.
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When today's generation reads Jack's books or they listen to the music created by some of us, I believe that they see there is a different way of approaching today's life and today's sometimes seeming hopelessness that can provide answers.
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them.
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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
John Badham
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Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls
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The Jello has set the sun has risen today is the day we get out of prison
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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If today was perfect there would be no need for tomorrow.
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Take on today, this new day by force and do something you never did before; like live. Today was given to you for a reason, so rejoice and be happy.
Alton Gatling Jr
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a s..y beast today.
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