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Toilet Seat Warm Quotes & Sayings
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
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Music loud, hear it banging through the whole street. Beat getting shit on: toilet bowl seat.
Mac Miller
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner
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I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's a famous thing. It should be treated well.'
Ben Affleck
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I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?
Farrah Fawcett
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I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you.
Albus Dumbledore
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
Unknown
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If you want someone to feel warm, you dress them in a warm color and put a warm light on them and you get the picture. Sometimes, all that needs pushing a little bit to help tell the story.
Colleen Atwood
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So chillin' in the front seat nn the back seat. I'm drivin', cruisin'
Rebecca Black
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Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat.
Rebecca Black
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Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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To me it seems that the warm blooded dinosaurs replaced advanced mammal ancestors that were warm blooded, also.
Robert T Bakker
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You keep my body warm. And we dance around just like constellations. You're keeping me awake at night. You make my body warm.
Chiodos
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Did you feel a little warm in the morning? I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts!
Unknown
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