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Toilet Smell Quotes & Sayings
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I've long said that if I were about to be executed and were given a choice of my last meal, it would be bacon and eggs. There are few sights that appeal to me more than the streaks of lean and fat in a good side of bacon, or the lovely round of pinkish meat framed in delicate white fat that is Canadian bacon. Nothing is quite as intoxicating as the smell of bacon frying in the morning, save perhaps the smell of coffee brewing.
James Beard
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
Dead Kennedys
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'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
Unknown
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
Funkadelic
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
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It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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