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Two And A Half Men Quotes & Sayings
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Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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I have tamed men of iron in my day, shall I not easily crush these men of butter?
Ferdinand Alvarez De Toledo
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Laws grind the poor, and rich men rule the law
Oliver Goldsmith
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Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.
Daniel Ellis
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They sent forth men to battle, But no such men return; And home, to claim their welcome, Come ashes in an urn.
Aeschylus
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Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Soren Kierkegaard
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That a man be willing, when others are so too, as far forth as for peace and defense of himself he shall think it necessary, to lay down this right to all things; and be contented with so much liberty against other men, as he would allow other men against himself.
Thomas Hobbes
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I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we want and we are not fragile enough.
Shirley Bassey
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Speech was given to the ordinary sort or men, whereby to communicate their mind; but to wise men, whereby to conceal it.
Robert South
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Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks
Laura Swenson
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The violence in the world comes about because we human beings are forever creating barriers between men who are like us and men who are not like us.
Edmund Leach
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I love to deal with doctrines and events. The contests of men about men I greatly dislike.
James A Garfield
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It took me time to realize that the men who won Olympic gold medals in the decathlon are just men, just like me.
Dan O'Brien
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I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
George McGovern
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All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
John Quincy Adams
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If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another.
Epicurus
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Men killing other men really is an extraordinary phenomenon. Why does it happen? And how long has it gone on? And have the motives changed?
John Keegan
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Once men are caught up in an event, they cease to be afraid. Only the unknown frightens men.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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