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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
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Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland
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Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."
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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis
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My girlfriend always laughs during s.. -- no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Billie Burke
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Left hand, right hand, it doesnt matter. Im amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
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Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.
James St James
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No matter what I say or do, I'm still not over you. No matter how hard I try, you still manage to make me cry. No matter what, I'm still in love and don't know why.
Francine Chiar
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If 'Beauty and the Beast' teaches us one thing, it's that looks don't matter, as long as you're billionaire prince who owns a fu..ing castle.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to want to nail me.
Unknown
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonnette
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One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor.
Marshall McLuhan
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I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he does, whether he's a vice president at Chase or a cab driver.
Carroll OConnor
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Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.
Dale E Turner
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