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U Dnt Matter Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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No matter how sharp your nose, no matter how slender your feather eyes, no matter how good your eye color, if you're happy and sincere then the aura will beat all the guys out there who are just proud to their perfect physical appearance but ignore the feelings.
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Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Elayne Boosler
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Ghetto Translations: Shit just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness and is no longer a laughing matter.
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When you realize that all you learned in Algebra 2 will not matter to you in your future life.
Lena Karesh
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No matter who you are, no matter what you did, no matter where you've come from, you can always change, become a better version of yourself.
Madonna
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Being male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age but being a gentlemen is a matter of choice.
Drake
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No matter what has happened. No matter what you've done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
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No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz
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Don't judge anybody until you've walked a mile in their sho... After that it doesn't matter, because they're a mile away and you have their sho..!
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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No matter what you do, no matter how far you fall, no matter how ugly you become, God has a relentless, undying love from which you cannot be separated. Ever!
Jefroy Hanson
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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As I give thought to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery of old age; first it withdraws us from active accomplishments; second, it renders the body less powerful; third, it deprives us of almost all forms of enjoyment; fourth, it
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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