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Ugly People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
Muhammad Ali
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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The worst of my actions or conditions seem not so ugly unto me as I find it both ugly and base not to dare to avouch for them.
Michel De Montaigne
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If she calls you ugly.. She thinks you're fu..ing s..y. ;)
Emilio Vasquez
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
Rodney Dangerfield
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I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the ugly. Ugly
Oliver North
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I might be ugly, but my cars are real pretty.
Gucci Mane
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
Unknown
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
Unknown
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What motivates me in art is the ugly and beautiful nature of the truth. It has to be truthful and honest, even if it is ugly and grotesque.
Corin Nemec
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Having s.. with an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know your gonna enjoy it but for f*cks sake just dont look down.
Unknown
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The ugly is very appealing to man. It's instinct. One shrinks from the ugly, yet wants to look at it. There's a devilish fascination in it. We extract pleasure from horror.
Sonya Levien
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No offense to ugly women but I need a pretty face. If you skinny or eat plenty it don't matter either way.
Jae Millz
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A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.
Thomas Hardy
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Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Never insult those who are Poor or Ugly,They are the reason YOU look rich and good!
Abhishek Tiwari
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I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly.
Kylie Bax
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I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly.
Unknown
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My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'
Beverly Johnson
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Ugly face + nice body = Still ugly. Try again.
Unknown
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