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Uncle Ruckus Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Better to want something and not have it, than to have something and not want it.
Uncle Phil
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Alec Guinness
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My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher.
Robert Duvall
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It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
South Park
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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
Alvah Bessie
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If what you believe spiritually does not change you for the better, then what good is it?
Uncle Phil
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You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?
Unknown
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
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My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Fred A Allen
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I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.
Dominic Chianese
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Memories are like candy - a lot more enjoyable when they are sweet.
Uncle Phil
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My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
George Gobel
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You can't 'unsay' words and you can't 'undo' deeds, so be careful about what you say and do.
Uncle Phil
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I need you like a needle needs a vein. Like my uncle Joe when Oklahoma needs the rain.
Unknown
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There's more to leading than being in front. The best leaders lead by example not by mouth.
Uncle Phil
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A man is mighty small that is too big to say 'I was wrong - I am sorry.'
Uncle Phil
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
South Park
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I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last.
David Amram
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