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Ur Momma So Fat Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'
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You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
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You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
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Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.
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You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'
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One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
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You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
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You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
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Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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