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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
Steve Carell
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
Eugene Ionesco
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Jokes are over and we are at strokers, the devil is a liar modasuckas
Michael Blackson
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One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.
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All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.
Judd Apatow
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
Emily Deschanel
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
Carrot Top
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When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
Graham Kennedy
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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.
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