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I got beat real hard and heavy in the Olympic Games in 1968 by a guy who swam an incredible race one time in his whole life, but he did it right at the right time. I'd like to be that guy now. Maybe that's what I'm going to have to pull out of my hat to make the Olympic team.
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
Victor Borge
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I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had no young friends. I wish I could go back to those days. If I could only live it all again, how I would play and enjoy other girls. What a fool I was.
Maria Callas
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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How do you grow up in the shadow of a guy - I want to talk about the movie in a second - but how do you grow up in the shadow of a guy who really is a legend in his own time?
Tavis Smiley
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit the ground. Oh, he flew off that tower, hollering at his buddies. 'Whoo, check me out, dudes! Oh, that ground is coming up...' WHAM! And what do you say, if you're the operator of that ride, to the next guy in line? 'All right dude, you're up.'
Bill Engvall
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It's not just the automobile industry is coming back, folks. Manufacturing is coming back. The middle class is coming back. America is coming back...worker by worker, home by home, community by community, this country is coming back.
Joe Biden
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Im not the kind of guy whos going to go out to a club and go dancing. Im just not really that guy, but yeah, I think that male stripping is all about the hips, the pelvis and that whole thing. You come away with some basic moves that are either applicable to life or, like I said, you can take those on to a show like True Blood and use them there. There are definitely some moves that I can use this year on the show.
Joe Manganiello
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I had this crazy job, though, when I first got to Los Angeles...I answered this ad in the back of the newspaper to be a telephone psychic, and I did that for two days. I called up this guy, and...this is how hard it was to get this job: He said, 'So, uh, do you feel intuitive from time to time?' And I was like, 'Yea, sure, I feel intuitive.' He said, 'Do you read Tarot cards?' And I said, 'I DO!' and I didn't.
Jenna Fischer
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Guy Ritchie was looking for someone that had experience selling street corner merchandise-you know, jewelry and perfume-and I was the one that he was looking for, the authentic man for the job. So it was just being in the right place that Guy Ritchie was fortunate enough to give me my first ever acting gig. Then, again, he gave me another part in his next movie and then all of a sudden you've got a career kind of thing.
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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Sometimes I wonder what makes you keep running back to me, but when I take you back, you keep hurting me. You have promised me million times that you would love me and would treat me well after everytime we get back together. You never once kept those promises you've promised me.
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Hey I think back qhen we used to every. I think back on when we used to uh. I think back every every.
Bei Maejor
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When I was younger, the pressure was just being cool. I never thought of myself as a cool guy. I always thought of myself as more of the goofy guy.
Paul Walker
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I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar's worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, gave my dad back his dollar.
Guy Fieri
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some females want a guy who everybody talks about, be different and wait for that guy that only you can talk about...
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I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.
Jon Stewart
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