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When Life Gives You Lemons And Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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Always a new million. Voli's the new vodka. Forty is the new 30. Baby you're a rockstar.
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I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you.
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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
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The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
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If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn.
Adam Sessler
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50 lemons are a burden for 1 person, but they are treasures for 50 people
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I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I can.
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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
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Vodka and seven straight to my brain, put me under false impressions, hide all my pain.
Prince
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Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Jim Butcher
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The rhymes too hot to experience how not to I'm toxic like vodka and gin 200 proof on the rocks, I do it cause I can.
Jean Grae
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I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes me hungry.
Calvin Klein
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As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.
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The consequence was, that the most sudden and visible good effects were perceived from the use of oranges and lemons; one of those who had taken them, being at the end of 6 days fit for duty.
James Lind
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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Bill Brasky
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Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp. Like an old school pi.p or a real og. I rocking VANS I'm in the sand I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand.
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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