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Witty And Funny Inspirational Quotes & Sayings
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My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.
Jelly Roll Morton
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There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature; the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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Winner of Worlds Best Wife Award. Category; Nagging.
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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
Mel Brooks
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Former military guy & cop. Leprechauns freak me out.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot.
Honore De Balzac
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A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.
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Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.
Francis Bacon
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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling; the comic story and the witty story upon the matter.
Mark Twain
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Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
James Thurber
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Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.
Aristotle
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Your wits make others witty.
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We have a lot of children living on our street, so I try to caution speeders by bouncing an old tricycle off their windshield.
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.
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We have a lot of children living on our street, so I try to caution speeders by bouncing an old tricycle off their windshield.
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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