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Witty Facebook Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
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There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an reunion show!
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!
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Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework.
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Almost everybody opens their Facebook to see if they got a message. Almost nobody opens the bible, which is full of messages for them.
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Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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It sucks on some days when I miss you so much that I go looking through old photos, old conversations, and even old statuses. And it makes me smile, but then the hurt comes back.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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