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Witty Facebook Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
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A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
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Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?
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'Friendzoned' should be a relationship status on Facebook.
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Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like.
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Theres always that person whom you wish their status was about you.
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Waiting for your birthday so you can get a million Facebook wall posts.
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Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends.
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I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend.
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Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
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Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete.
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Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
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Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday.
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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fu.. with you.
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I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
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Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.
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