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Witty Sarcastic Life Insul Quotes & Sayings
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I'm nice to the weird kid, so he'll spare my life when he snaps.
Unknown
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!
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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
Dylan Moran
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry
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You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.
Sacha Guitry
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Gallagher
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Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Unknown
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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty; How love makes young men thrall and old men dote; How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty: Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echo.. answer so.
William Shakespeare
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One of the things that worry business men is the number of unemployed on the payroll.
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Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force...except occasionally.
Katherine Whitehorn
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck.
Unknown
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
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Our days are happier when we give to people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
Jarod Kintz
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Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
George Eliot
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
Henry Ford
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Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
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