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World Ending Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "World Ending Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
Simon Pegg
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My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways.... Welcome to the show....
Storm Shadowheart
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Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
Unknown
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If you'd have s.. with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
Lil Wayne
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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
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Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
Rita Dove
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
Unknown
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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Something amazing happens when we surrender and just Love. We melt into another world, a realm of power already within us. The world changes when we change. The world softens when we soften. The world loves us when we choose to love the world.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Perhaps it is our perennial fate to be surprised by the simultaneity of events, by the sheer extension of the world in time and space. That we are here, prosperous, safe, unlikely to go to bed hungry or be blown to pieces this evening, while elsewhere in the world, right now in Grozny, in Najaf, in the Sudan, in the Congo, in Gaza, in the favelas of Rio.... To be a travelerand novelists are often travelersis to be constantly reminded of the simultaneity of what is going on in the world, your world and the very different world you have visited and from which you have returned home.
Susan Sontag
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In the best farce to-day we start with some absurd premise as to character or situation, but if the premises be once granted we move logically enough to the ending.
George P Baker
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Unbending never ending tablets of time, record all the yearning. Unfearing all appearing message divine, eases the burning.
The Beach Boys
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The only sensible ends of literature are, first, the pleasurable toil of writing; second, the gratification of one's family and friends; and lastly, the solid cash
Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Some people choose to stay alone, simply because they are tired of giving everything and ending up with nothing.
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Man appears for a little while to laugh and weep, to work and play, and then to go to make room for those who shall follow him in the never-ending cycle.
Aiden Wilson Tozer
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Just because something good ended doesn't mean something better won't begin.
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It's beginning to look a lot like the ending. Got to be more careful, know what corners you be bendin'. Revelation's getting impatient, now I'm dead. Remember what I said. I'm gone, bow yo heads
Andre 3000
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My mom is a never-ending song in my heart of comfort, happiness and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune.
Graycie Harmon
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This will end the mythology of the dumb little Dutch boy with his stupid finger in the dike to save his country.
Louis Van Gesteren
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