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Yoga Pants Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I'm gonna kick my feet up. Then stare at the fan. Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants. Nobody's gonna tell me I can't...
Bruno Mars
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In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while it kind of needs a kick in the pants.
Rainn Wilson
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Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
Bette Midler
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The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Brand new pants not a stain, kush racks purp lean and Mary Jane. Soulja souljaaaa.
Soulja Boy
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You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis
Beavis And Butt-Head
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Fresh out the plane. Pants saggin with my d..k in my hand. Who am I? bi..., I'm U-Z-I yes I still push 'cain I ain't gone front main. Feeliin it under pressure with my ninjas feelin pain.
The Jacka
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I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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A tailor in Serbia in planning to make a pair of pants that are large enough to fit 100 men. The story is detailed in the new movie'Brotherhood of the Jostling Weiners'.
Seth Meyers
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Joaquin Phoenix
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I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't
Alfred North Whitehead
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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
Ambrose Bierce
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Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome
TS Eliot
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I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Sophia Bush
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Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science.
Arthur Machen
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I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.
Martin Yan
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I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone...even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Sophia Bush
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Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke.
Willa Cather
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I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't
Alfred North Whitehead
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