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Youngman Dying Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Youngman Dying" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Henny Youngman
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Henny Youngman
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world.
John Steinbeck
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We can cure physical diesases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love>
Mother Teresa
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We can cure physical diesases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love
Mother Teresa
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Time turns the old days to derision, Our loves into corpses or wives; And marriage and death and division make barren our lives.
Algernon Charles Swinburne
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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Henny Youngman
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If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying.
Indira Gandhi
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It hurts, it hurts... Im dying, I'm dying.
Herve Villechaize
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If a God, he could not suffer death, for immortality cannot die, and as a man his death could be no more than the death of any other person
Thomas Paine
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One can argue that true death only happens when the last bit of influence of yourself leaves this world and no longer is anyone able to remember the person , course thats just me being rhetorical.
Unknown
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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Death is just one side of life, one facet of existence, all thing must die eventually and in their place, new lives are born one souls dying breath becomes the first gasp of a newly-born life.
Unknown
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Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
Henny Youngman
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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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