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Youre Ugly And Your Wife Dresses You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Most of the models have this thing I call slouchy s..y, not only in the way they dress, but in the way carry themselves. I don't think they would look hot in one of my dresses. They are more into A. Wang. Most of my clothes are nerdy s..y.
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I didnt have the kind of childhood or family life that would have given me any perspective on what a happy home or relationship would feel like. So I havent had as much success in my relationships as I would have liked. You cant live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didnt do for you. Youre dealt the cards that youre dealt. I realized it was a waste of time to be angry at my parents and feel sorry for myself.
Drew Barrymore
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A severed hand Is an ugly thing and man dissevered from the earth and stars and his history... for contemplation or in fact... Often appears atrociously ugly. Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things, the divine beauty of the universe. Love that, not man Apart from that, or else you will share man's pitiful confusions, or drown in despair when his days darken.
Robinson Jeffers
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A severed hand Is an ugly thing and man dissevered from the earth and stars and his history... for contemplation or in fact... Often appears atrociously ugly. Integrity is wholeness, the greatest beauty is Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things, the divine beauty of the universe. Love that, not man Apart from that, or else you will share man's pitiful confusions, or drown in despair when his days darken.
Robinson Jeffers
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Youre not good for me, Bella. I promise that this will be the last time youll see me. I wont come back. I wont put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if Id never existed. Dont worry. Youre humanyour memory is no more than a sieve. Time heals all wounds for your kind. Well, I wont forget. But my kind were very easily distracted. You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I dont care. Ill take it.
Edward Cullen
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You're my weakness. I need you in my life. There's no one else I want as my wife. You give me feelings I can no longer deny, I admit I love you please stay by my side.
Unknown
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Ann Landers
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Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.
Coco Chanel
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I miss you when theres no reason to, how much more if there was? I miss you when we talk, how much more if we dont? I miss you after were together, how much more if I see you never? I love you now, how much more later?
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I'm a little top heavy, so I have to pay attention to that area. I think it was from my years of swimming in school when I was a kid and it just overdeveloped my upper body. In fact, when I started modeling, my back was so developed, I could not fit into any dresses.
Rebecca Romijn
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I think it can be hard for any man to sometimes be upstaged by his wife. So when I'm home, I work very hard to be Todd's wife and Jade's mother. I have no problem going back to those traditional roles. I try to be Giada, the young girl that he met 20 years ago and fell in love with.
Giada De Laurentiis
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Yes, the Navy wife is unique in that she is a housewife, mother, father, and family manager all in one. She also plays an important and needed role in her husband's career in the Navy, whether it be short term or lifetime career.
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I've been worked over by the English press because there's an assumption that my politics are identical with my wife's, and for that matter that my wife's politics are identical with her politics of 20 years ago.
Stephen Rea
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There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband
Nick Faldo
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You're my shinning star. But why do you have to be so far? I want to see you. Don't you have a clue? I hope everything will be alright since I'm not with you tonight. Nothing could keep us apart. You'll always remain in my heart.
Unknown
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I'm tired of being around men all the time. I'm going to start a band called Skirt with three girls and I'll play the guitar and sing backing vocals in drag. I went window shopping when I was in New York, saw a lot of amazing dresses.
Brian Molko
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Harry Potter isnt real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I dont know who you are or what your name is or where youre from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potters real and youre not.
John Green
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The man who has no secrets from his wife either has no secrets or no wife
Gilbert Wells
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