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Funny Marriage Quotes About Funny Marriage
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unknown
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Unknown
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I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE.
Terry Mark
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Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.
Vikrant Parsai
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Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.
Vikrant Parsai
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You marry because you lack of judgement, and divorce because you lack of patience, and you remarry because you lack of good memories.
Unknown
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People say there is no difference between complete & finish. When you marry the right one, you are complete, and when you marry the wrong one, you are finished and when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.
Unknown
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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Ana Chable
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Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!
Nishan Panwar
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
Unknown
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Unknown
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
Nikhil Saluja
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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
Nikhil Saluja
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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