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1st Baby Mamma Will Always Be His Wife Quotes & Sayings
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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We heavy off into this game. True to the 1st just call me that pro slang. Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's. The 1st be the day for the dopeman.
Layzie Bone
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Little more weed, 1st class seats. 1st class ho.., we on south beach.
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My 1st wife was vehemently pro-life until my girlfriend got pregnant.
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I gotta get paid on the 1st, gotta blaze up my spliff. Get live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlers in the graveyard shift On the 1st...
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
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I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.
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We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York.
Darius Rucker
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Things like my baby and my wife are a lot more important to me than being in one of the top ten grossing movies of all time.
Ryan Phillippe
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What a hot mamma! Youre a mi.f I tell ya!
Scott Disick
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I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
Luis Guzman
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Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely true, we just hate Korn's 3rd album and Limp Bizkit's 2nd album. Their 1st albums, however, did greatly influence us. We do like Korn's album Issues, some of it does sound like the 1st one, but they still could have perfected it. We've never met either of them, but we'd like to.
Joey Jordison
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
Robin Thicke
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
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My teachers think I'm slow, but my mamma thinks I'm special
The Roots
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Of course it was Mamma who both stopped my career and crystallized my determination to resume it.
Loretta Young
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Looking for a snow white costume. Mamma gave me pale skin for something.
Carly Rae Jepsen
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